This guy likes to write stories about Roy Orbison wrapped in 'cling-film'. Hoooleee crap. I mean, I write stores about people in cling-film too, but at least I don't post them online. Yet. Hm. 'Cling-film'. I guess the boys at 'Saran' came down on him like a ton of bricks.
Ulli's Roy Orbison in Cling-film site
Edit: I just noticed the URL, the people I work with will get a kick out of this, the URL for the above is http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm. Hm.